* The whole immigration thing is just a ruse, we're actually just moments away from one North America government. [WorldNet Daily]

* You see, candidates should be excluded from debates based on their positions on the issues and whether or not conservative bloggers think they are absurd. [Hot Air]

* Iran and Syria's unstoppable nuclear tag team will power cookie shops and puppy factories all over the Middle East. [Headline Junky]

* If getting your legs blown off has prevented you from serving in Iraq a second time, please send back that money we paid you. Thanks. [TPMmuckraker]

* Clinton's lead in New Hampshire in slipping, so now she's ahead by only dozens of points. [Political Wire]