The most embarrassing thing to hit the internet since, well, ever: American Prospect is soliciting "pitch lines" from liberals about the joys of liberalism. Frankly, these people make me want to bomb an abortion clinic.
Update: Okay, my offended friends: here's where you can sign up to do clinic defense in D.C.. (We're warning you, it starts early on Saturday mornings, and they get really pissy when you show up still drunk from the night before.) —C.S.
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