Pizza Hut To Cater Jenna's Wedding?
We are only two days away from The Wedding, and there are simply too many questions remaining! Will Jenna run off at the altar, like Julia Roberts does in all those movies? How hot will Lauren be dressed? Which pizza chains will whore themselves out shamelessly in a losing attempt to cater the reception? Oh look, we already know the answer to that last one!
Here is a letter allegedly from the president of Pizza Hut to President Bush, offering the following: "If you'll allow us the honor, we'd be happy to provide the new Pizza Hut Pizza Mia™ to hungry guests as the evening reception concludes at Jenna's wedding." Silly Pizza Hut, the Bush Family has plenty of slaves to cook all the necessary foodstuffs.
[Letter (Word document)]