Plumber's Here

* Heard on the Hill: The reason Senators used prop boxes: real boxes were deemed too threatening... Trent Lott proves to be real whipping boy as there are reports of him manning his own phone... Martin Sheen thinks he's still shooting scenes for the West Wing... Chuck Colson of Watergate infamy is coming to town. [Roll Call]

* Reliable Source: Locations in DC are being scouted for the next Brad Pitt film...When your blues band is made up of DC Superior Court judges, you get to skip the step where you play Chinese restaurants. [WP]

* Yeas and Nays: Michael Moore's "Sicko" makes its DC debut on Wednesday...Virginia Department of Transportation thinks it owns this town...B. Smith's executive chef Rahman "Rock" Harper survived the fires of Hell's Kitchen. [Examiner]

* Shenanigans: Rick Santorum is going Hollywood. [Politico]

* Page Six: Former New Jersey Senator Bob Torricelli mysteriously connected to/profiting from toilet seat covers. [NYP]

* Washington Whispers: Exposé shows us that First Pets are seldom the first choice, perhaps not even loved at all... George McGovern honored...Its nice to know that Bush will take care of his bff even after he's out of the White House, discussing plans to put Karl Rove in charge of his Presidential library...Women encouraged to skip the purchase of their next pairs of shoes and donate the money to campaigns. If the plan had been enacted for '04, maybe John Kerry could have taken a hot shower. [USN&WR]


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