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Police Corruption!: A Toys For Tots Ponzi Scheme

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  • On Christmas, four DC cops were videotaped stealing from Toys for Tots. Dick Cheney will subpoena this video and masturbate to it until Valentine's Day. [DC Examiner]
  • Former Post executive editor Len Downie writes smutty fan-fiction about Ben Bradlee, our nation's first lady. [Washingtonian]
  • The Washington Post and the Baltimore Sun will now share stories, but only those about "certain Maryland news" (traffic on the Beltways?) and sports. [Fishbowl DC]
  • Barry's face will now grace Metro farecards, just like an actual fascist dictatorship. [WTOP]
  • The cause of Bethesda's terrible Biblical flood is still a mystery, but a sublime mystery. [Washington Post]
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