Poll: Which Republican Food Will You Eat This Holiday Season?

fruitcake1.jpgRepublicans can't really make up their minds about waterboarding, hiring illegal immigrants, or picking a decent frontrunner. They can, however, develop individual attachments to certain foodstuffs, many of which go on to define their characters in embarrassing (for our purposes) fashion. After the jump, we ask you, readers: Which Republican foodstuff will lace your Jesusy feast next week? And if you're not Christian, well, you'll have to eat gruel and fetuses with the Demrats.


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