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Poll: Who's Mitt Romney's Doppelganger?

centuries of beef jerkyThere's a lot of hullabaloo on the Internets about Romney posing to look like JFK during his JFK speech yesterday. But that's impossible, because JFK was a gay liberal baby-killing Demrat (except for the whole hawkishness thing). So we're taking this question of lookalikes to the polls, and have included a couple more options: Joseph Smith, the Mormon doppelganger candidate, and Ben Johnson, the Beef Jerky And Toiletries doppelganger candidate. Vote (post haste!), after the jump.


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