If we pass out soon, can we pretend it's 5PM all day long? Oh, those were the days... Happy hour had just started, Kerry was going to be president, Jon Stewart was unzipping our skirt.
Oh, wait. Uhm. Are we already passed out? So hard to tell.
We should challenge the kids over at the Comedy Central blog to a drinking contest. We could so totally take them. It's not like we have much else to do for the next ten minutes.
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