Poor Baby Barack Still Tired After Vacation

Barack Obama came back from his secret (or not-so-secret at all!) vacation in the Virgin Islands today and, as expected, immediately whined to reporters: "It has been a little over a year; about 15 months now, since I first announced that I was running for president. Since that time babies have been born and are walking and talking ... I know it seems like it's been long for you, imagine how it feels for me." Alas, he has once again revealed how little he knows about the media. No humans in history, Barry, hate their lives more than the depressed, smelly, twitchy, grumpy, loud, self-important, perverted stenographers that make up the traveling political press corps. [ABC News]


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