Poor George Zimmerman Just Can't Catch A Break, Except For That Getting Away With Murder Thing


George Zimmerman is BACK y'all! He is back to whine soulfully at you about how hard it is to be George Zimmerman. Why, people are vocal to him! Him! George Zimmerman! Who is a real swell guy!

George Zimmerman would like to further his education and become a lawyer, so he can do good in the universe like not let other people get "scapegoated" by Obama for reasons unknown. But while he may not know why "Obama" scapegoated him, he does know this:

He knows that he acted in self defense, per the laws of this great nation. (This great nation of Florida.) Yes, in this great nation, or the parts of it that have codified ALEC's guntime funtime wishlist into law, it is perfectly legal to murder someone if you just say afterwards that you felt "afraid."

"I was afraid" is an even better get out of jail free card than "I forgot."

A longer version of the interview is here, if you just didn't get enough ZIMMERMAN!


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