Poor Mrs. Rumsfeld
The BBC reports on pillow talk in the Rumsfeld home: "When I walk out of the bedroom in the morning, my wife frequently rolls over and says, 'Where's UBL?'" [Donald Rumsfeld] said, referring to the spelling "Usama."
It's a creative solution, but if you're having trouble in the bedroom, we're not sure how naming your penis after an international terrorist is going to help.