Poor Old George Bush Wishes He Could Fight In His Wars, Too!

George W. Bush held a video conference with some soldiers in Afghanistan yesterday, and the ol' fighter got jealous of all the Freedom they get to create! In George's youth, you see, he got to have all sorts of fun fightin' tigers in the front lines of Vietnam, where he created Freedom for the first time. And yesterday, he told these troops in Afghanistan how "envious" he was of their "romantic," uh, permanent deployment to the asshole of the world!


"I must say, I'm a little envious," Bush said. "If I were slightly younger and not employed here, I think it would be a fantastic experience to be on the front lines of helping this young democracy succeed."

"It must be exciting for you ... in some ways romantic, in some ways, you know, confronting danger. You're really making history, and thanks," Bush said.



Maybe when Ron Paul is president and invents the Liberty Time Machine, he can send George Bush back to his glory days fighting Charlie in the skies of Midland, Texas.

Bush says if younger, he would work in Afghanistan [Reuters]



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