June 14, 2007 05:24 PM
Popeye, Swee'Pea Wanted For Questioning
The Union Station/National Postal Museum terror mystery has been solved! Hooray for the War On Terror!
A foul-smelling package led to Thursday's evacuation of a post office next to the Smithsonian's National Postal Museum.There you go, Islamo-Fascists: If you want to bring down the capital of the United States, don't waste your time with dirty bombs and hijacked airliners (or hijacked trains). Just leave a box of shit (and spinach) at the post office.
So what did the package contain? Two cans of spinach and a dirty diaper.