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Porn Star Gets Super-Cool Revenge On GOP Aide Except For How She Is A Crazy Bitch

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The chief of staff to Ohio GOP Rep. Steve Stivers has resigned after a former porn actress posted an explicit photo of the aide online. Adam Kuhn, a longtime Stivers’ aide and chief of staff, resigned on Tuesday. Kuhn is single, while the actress is married.

So was it a question of Adam Kuhn sending glamour shots of his thingie to the lovely Jennifer Roubenes Allbaugh, aka "Ruby" the "porn star pundit"? (Which, guys, don't send glamour shots of your thingie to ladies who do not specifically ask to see your thingie.) No! He just broke up with her, so she tweeted his cock! SHE WILL NOT BE IGNORED.

Tell us more, Adult Video News we mean Politico!

Allbaugh later deleted the photo after Kuhn obtained a cease-and-desist order against her, Allbaugh said. Allbaugh was upset with Kuhn and was, in her own words, out for “revenge.”

“I hate you, AJK, you selfish pompous a—hole,” Allbaugh tweeted on June 21. Kuhn’s full name is Adam Joshua Kuhn.

Allbaugh added: “Now we’re even.”

In a direct message on Twitter to this reporter, Allbaugh said she “just wanted to teach the pompous a— a lesson.” Allbaugh called herself “a disgruntled former girlfriend.”

“I was trying to make him hate me, I guess,” she added, although Allbaugh later said she was in love with Kuhn and her husband at the same time.

Aaaaand that's what you get for sticking your dick in crazy. Better luck next time, GOP aide guy.

[Politico]

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What did we say this morning? Something about how "They want a war with Iran," and "Please do not listen to news reports about Trump telling his people to cool their jets with the Iran talk, because they want a war with Iran, and all they are looking for is their trigger"?

News came out early this morning that Iran shot down a US drone in the Strait of Hormuz, outside Iranian waters. Let's see what our president and his war-bonering GOP shitmouths in Congress have had to say about that:

Great. Just great. So what's happening now?

Awesome. Just splendid. Trump is having a cuddle party today with John Bolton (who's had a hard-on to bomb Iran since the Bush administration); Mike Pompeo (who's been making the rounds lying and saying Iran and al Qaeda are best friends, thus implying that it's very legal and very cool for Trump to strike Iran without congressional authorization, based on the Authorization for Use of Military Force (AUMF) Congress voted for five days after 9/11); and Patrick Shanahan, the outgoing acting Defense secretary, who will make way for another acting Defense secretary, because who needs real Defense secretaries? (The new guy, Mark Esper, is part of the meeting too.) And as Senator Schatz points out above, Trump is emotionally unstable and doesn't know dick about foreign policy, so it's just great that he's having an emergency meeting with these unhinged hawks about this right now.

Tell us what this all means, unhinged hawk Lindsey Graham!

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