Porn Star's Date with GOP Coming Soon

careyflag.jpgWe're not sure if this is the outfit fiscally conservative porn star Mary Carey will be wearing when she shows up for next week's President's Dinner, a two-day National Republican Campaign Committee fund-raising extravaganza. We are sure that many GOP flag-hags will be viciously jealous if she does. Seriously, we bet Sean Hannity would even trade one of his red, white, and blue guitars for a get-up like that. Especially if the heels were included. Meanwhile, the NRCC is eager to welcome Carey and her Kick Ass Pictures boss Mark Kulkis to the party. "Their money was donated to the NRCC. The NRCC's job is to elect Republicans. We'll take that money and use it to elect more Republicans," explained NRCC spokesman Carl Forti, displaying the sort of inclusive, open-minded concern for his constituents that Democrats are unable to match these days.


Porn Star to Attend President's Dinner [AP]

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