Post-Racial America
Hit Dogs Holler
The usual suspects pretty upset President Biden declared war on ALL WHITE PEOPLE yesterday.
January 21, 2021 01:15 PM
Looks like somebody heard President Joe Biden talking about him during his inaugural address.
Sen. Rand Paul on Fox News: "If you read his speech and listen to it carefully, much of it is thinly-veiled innuend… https://t.co/oevaRPjrV1— Ryan Struyk (@Ryan Struyk)1611193950.0
Oh goodness! Did Joe Biden call Rand Paul a white supremacist or a racist or a liar or an every name in the book? How rude, if true!
What's that old expression? "A hit dog will holler"? Or "If your white hood fits, Rand"?
Yes, the senator who just had some problems with banning LYNCHING thinks he heard Joe Biden call him a white supremacist, racist liar in his inaugural speech.
So did the wingnuts on Newsmax:
TOM BASILE (HOST): [I]t was very dark.
It was no "American carnage," but go off.
BASILE: It was actually, you know, not unifying. It was actually quite divisive. It's very difficult to drive a unifying message when you're going to simultaneously talk about an overblown sense of white supremacy and systemic racism. And you lead a party that is driving cancel culture in America. You know, oftentimes when he was talking about unity I kept on thinking to myself, so does this apply to conservatives as well? Does this apply to pro-life people? Does this apply to people who've been cancelled at their jobs, at their universities, in the media, in their own lives because they believe in traditional American values, in more conservative values?
Joe Biden did intolerant disunifying cancel culture to white supremacists and racists! Can't we just compromise and say SOME white supremacism and racism are OK?
It wasn't just Newsmax and Rand, of course. Fox News was full of it.
<p>Karl Rove <a href="https://twitter.com/LisPower1/status/1351972860798136321?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1351972860798136321%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.mediamatters.org%2Ffox-news%2Ffox-news-rejects-president-bidens-call-unity" target="_blank">whined</a> on Fox that it seemed like Biden was saying if you weren't one of his 81 million voters, then YOU are a racist nativist.<span></span></p><p>There was Fox host Martha MacCallum, who <a href="https://www.mediamatters.org/martha-maccallum/fox-news-complains-president-bidens-criticism-white-supremacy-will-offend-trump" target="_blank">bellyached</a> that Biden calling out nativism, racism, and fear sounded to her like Hillary Clinton calling Trump supporters deplorables and Barack Obama saying they cling to guns and religion. She said this in response to <em>Wall Street Journal</em> deputy editorial page director Dan Henninger, who was also whining:</p><div class="rm-embed embed-media"><iframe allowfullscreen="" class="" height="360" scrolling="no" src="https://www.mediamatters.org/media/3925091/embed/embed" width="480"></iframe></div><blockquote><strong>MARTHA MACCALLUM: </strong>He talked about nativism, racism, and fear. And, you know, it kind of fits in to the litany of words that we've heard about the deplorables, about clinging to guns and religion, about cults and people being — need to be deprogrammed.</blockquote><p>And oh Christ, then there was <a href="https://www.mediamatters.org/tucker-carlson/tucker-carlson-warns-viewers-they-could-be-targets-war-white-supremacists" target="_blank">Tucker</a> AKA the pointiest white hood of the Fox News primetime lineup:</p><div class="rm-embed embed-media"><iframe allowfullscreen="" class="" height="360" scrolling="no" src="https://www.mediamatters.org/media/3925211/embed/embed" width="480"></iframe></div><p><br></p><blockquote><strong>TUCKER CARLSON: </strong>Now that we're waging war on white supremacists, can somebody tell us in very clear language what a white supremacist is? </blockquote><p>Sounds like <a href="https://www.wonkette.com/tucker-carlson-and-matt-gaetz-talk-about-discrimination-against-whites-with-nestor" target="_blank">Schmucker</a> <a href="https://www.wonkette.com/tucker-carlson-knows-whats-a-real-virus-and-it-is-all-these-angry-blacks" target="_blank">Schmarlson? </a></p><blockquote><strong>CARLSON: </strong>You might be surprised to learn just how broad the definition for that has become.<br><br>Bloomberg News has described a wall along our southern border as "a monument to white supremacy." So be certain not to support that. <br><br>Colin Kaepernick, who seems to have the unequivocal support of corporate America, calls the Fourth of July an example of white supremacy. So you'd better put away the fireworks and the hot dogs. <br><br>The United States Army, a trusted institution if there ever was one, has used an entire manual on what is and what is not white supremacy.<br><br>So you should know this, among the telltale signs of a committed white supremacist are these: celebrating Columbus Day, using the term "American exceptionalism," any support for federal border security or English only measures, or "education funding from property taxes." All white supremacy. Using the phrase, "There's only one human race," is white supremacy too, according to the Army. And of course, voting for Donald Trump. All white supremacy.</blockquote><p>Hit. Dog. Holler. </p><p>Here's Tucker saying 14 words about President Biden's war on white supremacists, as he whines that "other channels fill their air with attacks on so-called Proud Boys, <em>whoever they are</em>, or QAnon enthusiasts," or just reg'lar gun owners in Pennsylvania who "vote the wrong way." Tucker clearly views attacks on white supremacists as attacks on <em>all white people</em>, which tells you a lot about Tucker.</p><div id="02aaf" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="6a61d9deeb872275b34055be1a7c6d2e"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1352062894897319938" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">the answer is "white people," he thinks all white people are being called white supremacist just bc he defends the… https://t.co/jL99Og9PN6</div> — Andrew Lawrence (@Andrew Lawrence)<a href="https://twitter.com/ndrew_lawrence/statuses/1352062894897319938">1611191888.0</a></blockquote></div><p>Media Matters's Matthew Gertz collected some screengrabs from Tucker and from Hannity, who literally had seditionist congressmembers Matt Gaetz and Lauren Boebert on to whine about how President Biden attacked them:<br></p><div id="13375" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="22d7cb4d2c284cd1bf6379267e359a1c"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1352265788351242242" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">Hannity https://t.co/ULa2ao0wao</div> — Matthew Gertz (@Matthew Gertz)<a href="https://twitter.com/MattGertz/statuses/1352265788351242242">1611240262.0</a></blockquote></div><p>Was there Laura Ingraham with a chyron that whined that Biden's speech about "unity" sent an "ominous message?" Of course <a href="https://twitter.com/MattGertz/status/1352265857406291972?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1352265857406291972%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.mediamatters.org%2Ffox-news%2Ffox-news-rejects-president-bidens-call-unity" target="_blank">there was.</a> </p><p>We left so much out, but you get the idea.</p><h2>Goodness! Joe Biden Must Really Have Declared War On All White People Yesterday!</h2><p>Let's go to the <a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/interactive/2021/01/20/biden-inauguration-speech/" target="_blank">Joe Biden text</a> to see what he said, since these whitest of snowflakes are so triggered. </p><blockquote>A cry for racial justice, some 400 years in the making, moves us.</blockquote><p>If you're not a white supremacist, that is a good and true line. If you are, probably made you holler.</p><blockquote>And now a rise of political extremism, white supremacy, domestic terrorism that we must confront and we will defeat.</blockquote><p>If you're not a white supremacist, you might remember the last four years of extremism and white supremacy that lived in the White House, which culminated in a domestic terrorist attack incited by the former president. But if you are a white supremacist, that probably made you holler. <em>Especially</em> if you also helped incite that attack by promoting Donald Trump's fascist Big Lie that he won an election he lost by MILLIONSFUCKINGMILLIONS of votes. </p><blockquote>Uniting to fight the foes we face: anger, resentment, hatred, extremism, lawlessness, violence, disease, joblessness and hopelessness. [...] <br><br>Our history has been a constant struggle between the American ideal that we're all created equal and the harsh, ugly reality that racism, nativism, fear, demonization have long torn us apart. </blockquote><p>If you're not a white supremacist, those lines probably struck you as reasonable and true. If you are, then, well then BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK!</p><p>That's it. Those are the lines from Biden's speech we are pretty sure crawled up in these deplorables' assholes and are still making them whimper 24 hours later. </p><p>All these goddamned Republicans calling for "unity" right now — it's been real cute from the actual seditionist senators and congressmen whining "CAN'T WE ALL GET ALONG?" — obviously are unable or unwilling to grasp that there can be no unity without accountability. They seem to be forgetting that without their extremism, without their racism, without their white supremacist inclinations, we wouldn't be in the situation we're in. 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What Old Trash Did Biden Throw Out Once He Moved Into The White House?
So many bad policies!
January 21, 2021 09:53 AM
President Joe Biden (bear with us, we'll eventually stop typing that so excitedly) made pretty good use of his first half-day on the job yesterday, taking a whole bunch of garbage policies from the previous administration out to the curb. Biden signed a whole bunch of executive orders to either undo actions taken by the president before him, or to take action against the pandemic that the prior administration hadn't bothered with. So let's take a look at the 15 EOs (and two directives to agencies) that Biden signed yesterday. No, he did not sign one to give you a pony. That's next week, be patient.
Almost all the items on his to-do list for the first day addressed one or more of the four crises Biden said would be the focus of his presidency: The pandemic and the related economic fallout, climate change, and racial justice, including the previous administration's war on immigration, all of which got worse under Donald Trump (we had to name him eventually).
<h2>Pandemic And Economic Stuff!</h2><p>This is one area where most of the executive action is either new or keeps existing aid going. The biggest reversal of a Trump policy was Biden's order restoring the USA's membership in the World Health Organization, which Trump said the US would leave for the sake of letting his supporters know he didn't like China, and so he could say he wouldn't fund no damn globalists. (In reality, the US<a href="https://www.beckershospitalreview.com/public-health/us-to-reenter-who-biden-selects-fauci-to-lead-delegation.html" target="_blank"> wouldn't have been fully out </a>until July.) The order also gave Anthony Fauci one more job to do, naming him the head of the US delegation to the WHO. Fauci will get right on that today, speaking to the WHO's annual executive board meetings. The USA will also participate in Covax, a global initiative to help developing nations get access to coronavirus vaccines, which Trump had noped out of because America First. </p><p>Biden also signed an order mandating that face masks be worn in all federal buildings and by government contractors. The <em>New York Times</em> <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2021/01/20/us/biden-executive-orders.html" target="_blank">notes </a>that's a bit short of the "national mask mandate" Biden had talked about during the campaign, which most likely would have gotten mired in legal challenges. Biden did call for voluntary mask wearing for the next 100 days, urging state and local officials to take infection control seriously. Also, holy cow, finally we're seeing photos of a president wearing a mask in the Oval Office. </p><p>Another order <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2021/01/20/us/biden-executive-orders.html" target="_blank">created </a>the job of COVID-19 Response Coordinator, to be filled by Jeffrey D. Zients, who will be the point person reporting to Biden on ramping up the national response to the virus. That order also restores the National Security Council's pandemic team (the "directorate for global health security and biodefense"), which <a href="https://www.wonkette.com/trump-should-watch-this-2018-video-of-him-saying-damn-right-he-fired-the-pandemic-response-team" target="_blank">Trump had eliminated in 2018</a> because who needs pandemic experts on the payroll when there's no pandemic? </p><p>To help ease the burden of the coronavirus recession, Biden <a href="https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/20/politics/executive-actions-biden/index.html" target="_blank">directed</a> the CDC to renew its public health moratorium on evictions through the end of September, and also ordered a whole bunch of other agencies to <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2021/01/20/us/biden-executive-orders.html" target="_blank">extend foreclosure protections </a>for home mortgages. (Actual rent assistance is included in the new <a href="https://www.wonkette.com/joe-biden-stimulus-plan" target="_blank">$1.9 trillion stimulus bill</a> that Biden also sent to Congress yesterday.) In addition, he directed the Education Department to continue the existing interest-free forbearance program for student loan payments until September 30 (but I <em>think </em>borrowers have to ask; don't think it's automatic. (<strong>U</strong><strong>pdate: </strong>uncertainty added: Maybe it's <a href="https://studentaid.gov/announcements-events/coronavirus" target="_blank">supposed to be automatic</a> and my automatic payments just kept chugging along? The <a href="https://studentaid.gov/announcements-events/coronavirus" target="_blank">website </a>makes it sound automatic). </p><h2>Immigration Stuff!</h2><p>Whole lot of <a href="https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/20/politics/immigration-daca-border-wall-biden-agenda/index.html" target="_blank">important action</a> here! Biden sent a comprehensive <a href="https://www.vox.com/22233711/biden-day-one-immigration-congress-path-citizenship" target="_blank">immigration reform bill</a> to Congress, which would include a pathway to citizenship; we'll do a full post on that soon. On top of that, he issued several orders that will start to undo the New Cruelty put in place by Trump and his racist immigration Mephistopheles, Stephen Miller. </p><p>Biden signed an order rescinding Trump's Muslim ban, which will once again allow normal travel from seven majority Muslim countries and the two or three non-Muslim nations that were thrown in so Trump could pretend it wasn't really a Muslim travel ban. </p><p>In addition, Biden rescinded the 2019 "state of emergency" at the border that Trump used to fund construction of WALL, and while he was at it, <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2021/01/20/us/biden-executive-orders.html" target="_blank">announced </a>his administration will look very carefully at whether Trump's WALL-funding shenanigans were legal. (Guess what? They weren't!)</p><p>Another order did away with Trump's expansion of who's subject to high-priority deportation proceedings by Immigration and Customs Enforcement. Trump had made anyone without papers a high priority, regardless of whether whey had committed crimes other than illegally crossing the border. The order directs his administration to completely review Trump's 2017 order and put new guidelines in place. </p><p>Biden ordered that the Obama-era Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals program be fully preserved for now; the immigration bill he sent to Congress would make most of the million or so Dreamers immediately eligible for permanent residency and eventual citizenship. For now, the order would restore DACA to where it was before Donald Trump tried to eliminate it, a move that was blocked by the Supreme Court. </p><p>And while it never actually went into effect, Biden killed off Trump's attempt to exclude noncitizens from the Census's population tallies that are used for congressional redistricting. </p><p>Also too, in a policy change that goes along with the executive orders, the Department of Homeland Security announced yesterday it will put in place a<a href="https://twitter.com/Haleaziz/status/1352098013083127808" target="_blank"> 100-day moratorium</a> on <a href="https://twitter.com/Haleaziz/status/1352099854600716289" target="_blank">virtually </a>all deportations while DHS develops new, saner rules. That's a big fucking deal. That moratorium will go into effect Friday. </p><p>And DHS is already changing the language it uses: "Alien" is out; now it's "noncitizen." That change would also be <a href="https://twitter.com/Haleaziz/status/1351955701090775041" target="_blank">formalized</a> across immigration laws and regulations by Biden's immigration reform bill. </p><h2>Climate Stuff! </h2><p>With an EO and a letter, Biden committed the USA to rejoining the Paris climate agreement, <del>from which we hadn't <em>quite </em>completed withdrawing</del> [<strong>Update</strong>, oops:] which we <a href="https://science.thewire.in/environment/us-president-joe-biden-climate-change-plans-paris-agreement/" target="_blank">dropped out of just the day after the election,</a> a process that began when Trump <a href="https://www.wonkette.com/trump-to-planet-drop-dead" target="_blank">told the planet to drop dead</a> in 2017. The executive order starts the clock for the US to officially rejoin the agreement in 30 days. Biden has made clear that's only a starting point, and will be <a href="https://www.wonkette.com/joe-biden-fixin-to-fix-the-climate-too" target="_blank">pushing </a>for reductions in carbon emissions that actually exceed the Paris goals, which we have to since we've lost so much time. </p><p>In addition, Biden signed an order that will <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2021/01/20/us/biden-executive-orders.html" target="_blank">cancel the Keystone XL pipeline,</a> and which also directs government agencies to review and get rid of more than 100 anti-environment actions under Trump, like the gutting of fuel efficiency standards, the decision to ensmallen several national monuments, and many, many, more. The order will also place a moratorium on oil and gas leases in the Alaska National Wildlife Refuge, which was opened up for energy exploitation in the 2017 tax cut law. </p><h2>Social Justice Stuff! </h2><p>As we<a href="https://www.wonkette.com/five-stupidest-historical-bullsh-ts-from-trumps-1776-commission-report" target="_blank"> mentioned yesterday,</a> Biden did away with Donald Trump's stupid <a href="https://www.wonkette.com/donald-trump-saves-america-from-american-history-modernist-architecture" target="_blank">white-supremacy history commission,</a> so schools are now free to keep teaching children to hate America and do socialism (which they already were, since states set education policy anyway).</p><p>In another order, Biden directed that Title VII of the Civil Rights Act will definitely be interpreted to ban discrimination on the basis of sexuality or gender identity, and many sad haters took to the internet to fret that America is over, yet again. That's soon going to be followed by a<a href="https://www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out/biden-reverse-transgender-military-ban-imminently-white-house-says-n1254988" target="_blank"> reversal of Trump's ban on trans folks</a> in the military. </p><p>And just to really piss off Trumpers, Biden directed Susan Rice, the head of his Domestic Policy Council, to do Critical Race Theory to the entire Executive Branch. Or as the <em>Times </em>'<a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2021/01/20/us/biden-executive-orders.html" target="_blank">splains,</a> Rice will lead a </p><blockquote>"robust, interagency" effort requiring all federal agencies to make "rooting out systemic racism" central to their work. His order directs the agencies to review and report on equity in their ranks within 200 days, including a plan on how to remove barriers to opportunities in policies and programs. The order also moves to ensure that Americans of all backgrounds have equal access to federal government resources, benefits and services. It starts a data working group as well as the study of new methods to measure and assess federal equity and diversity efforts.</blockquote><p>Let freedom ring, and let Tucker Carlson cry. </p><p>Today, Biden's planning to<a href="https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/20/politics/executive-actions-biden/index.html" target="_blank"> focus on the pandemic,</a> and Friday will be devoted to the economic effects of same. Next week will be a bunch more themed days, with meetings and EOs on reorienting government purchasing to buy both American and Green, climate action, fixing all the shit Trump deregulated, and health care, including the traditional party-change reversal of the GOP ban on funding international family planning that so much as mentions abortion. </p><p>Should be fun! Oh yes, and eventually there will again be a<a href="https://twitter.com/CBSSunday/status/1332512786732244993" target="_blank"> White House cat.</a></p><p>[<a href="https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/20/politics/executive-actions-biden/index.html" target="_blank">CNN </a>/ <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2021/01/20/us/biden-executive-orders.html" target="_blank">NYT</a> / <a href="https://www.cnbc.com/2021/01/20/dr-fauci-to-lead-us-delegation-at-who-meetings-as-biden-plans-to-reverse-trump-withdrawal-.html" target="_blank">CNBC</a> / <a href="https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/20/politics/immigration-daca-border-wall-biden-agenda/index.html" target="_blank">CNN</a> / <a href="https://www.vox.com/22233711/biden-day-one-immigration-congress-path-citizenship" target="_blank">Vox</a>]</p><p>Yr Wonkette is funded entirely by reader donations. 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The Day Has Finally Arrived. Your All-Day Biden/Harris Inauguration Liveblog!
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January 20, 2021 08:59 AM
Good morning!
As we type this at you, Donald Trump, that motherfucker, has just lifted off on Marine One from the White House, for the very last time ever in world history. He was supposed to leave much earlier, but we imagine he was busy taking a shit. He's now on his way to Joint Base Andrews, where a crowd of military that's required to be there, plus whoever else Trump managed to bribe or coerce into showing up to wave him "bye bye!" will greet him, so that he may get on Air Force One for the very last time and fly the fuck away.
And then we can breathe one of the many deep sighs of relief we will breathe today. Because it's here. For real. It's January 20, 2021, and as of noon, Donald Trump is not the fucking president. Exhale.
This will be your inauguration day liveblog, and we'll be here updating it all day. Wonkette will have other posts, of course, like for instance on Trump's last-minute pardons of Steve Bannon — who was literally being prosecuted for fucking Trump's own supporters out of their WALL money — and a bunch of other people. We'll do our best to share you those posts in here when they go up.
Here's live coverage of the day, from NBC News:
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</p><p><strong>9:08:</strong> Donald Trump and his weirdo family have taken off from Andrews. He gave a speech. It was stupid. He literally said "have a good life" to the small crowd that had gathered. He said, "We'll be back, in some form." Great.<br></p><p>Oh also MSNBC reports that Trump did in fact leave Biden a letter of some sort. Can't hardly wait for that.</p><p>Once Trump was wheels up in the sky, the Bidens came out of Blair House, where they stayed last night. It's their town now, IT'S THEIR WHOLE TOWN!</p><p><strong>9:15:</strong> In case you did not see it, <a href="https://twitter.com/TPMLiveWire/status/1351882239500578816?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1351882239500578816%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Ftalkingpointsmemo.com%2Flive-blog%2Ftrump-scurries-off-to-florida-ahead-of-biden-inauguration" target="_blank">here is actual video</a> of Trump and Melania getting the fuck out of the White House for the last time in human history.</p><p><strong>9:20:</strong> The Bidens are at church, with people like Mitch McConnell, who did not go to Trump's going away ceremony. Guess who DID go to Trump's thing? Lauren Boebert, one of the wackass congresswomen from QAnon. LOL. <br></p><p><a href="https://www.axios.com/off-the-rails-trump-pence-048fcbc8-54dc-43bc-8832-46950ffd6fd5.html" target="_blank">Axios is out</a> with another inside dispatch of how Trump turned on Mike Pence. It started with a Lincoln Project ad, about how Pence would be the one to put the final nail in Trump's coffin on January 6. It drove Trump <em>batshit</em> and he threatened to sue the Lincoln Project. He didn't know what traditionally happened on January 6 before he saw that ad, that the vice president presided over the certification in a ceremonial way. </p><p><strong>9:48:</strong> If you're curious how today is going to go, the official festivities start in about 12 minutes at the Capitol. Kamala Harris will be sworn in as vice president first, by Supreme Court Associate Justice Sonia Sotomayor. Sometime a little bit before noon, Joe Biden will take the official oath of office. <br></p><p>The <em>New York Times</em> says Lady Gaga, Jennifer Lopez, and Garth Brooks will be sworn in as secretaries of State, Defense, and Having Friends In Low Places, respectively.</p><p>Oh wait, they are just singing. Our bad. </p><p>After that there will be more things. They "review the troops," they lay a wreath at Arlington, and then there will be a virtual parade, led by Tony Goldwyn, the hot president from "Scandal." </p><p><strong>9:52:</strong> Greta Thunberg, <a href="https://twitter.com/GretaThunberg/status/1351890941087522820?s=20" target="_blank">DOING THE SHADE.</a></p><div id="be162" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="87f6f5a76958f50ef02f32870edbe0f7"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1351890941087522820" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">He seems like a very happy old man looking forward to a bright and wonderful future. So nice to see! https://t.co/G8gObLhsz9</div> — Greta Thunberg (@Greta Thunberg)<a href="https://twitter.com/GretaThunberg/statuses/1351890941087522820">1611150891.0</a></blockquote></div><p><strong>9:58:</strong> Here is your <a href="https://twitter.com/BarackObama/status/1351903613237547010?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1351903613237547010%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Ftalkingpointsmemo.com%2Flive-blog%2Ftrump-scurries-off-to-florida-ahead-of-biden-inauguration" target="_blank">message</a> from Barack Obama to his firstborn son we mean vice president Joe Biden, of whom he is very proud today.</p><p>In other news, Joe Biden told Trump's surgeon general Jerome Adams to GTFO, and he did. </p><p><strong>10:05:</strong> Michelle and Barack Obama have arrived and they look exquisite and Hillary Clinton has arrived, and oh my god can you imagine if Trump and Melania had actually stuck around? He's too small for an event of this magnitude. Wouldn't be able to hack it.</p><p> <strong>10:09:</strong> Mighty different scene from two weeks ago, when Donald Trump incited insurgents to attack it.</p><p class="shortcode-media shortcode-media-rebelmouse-image">
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</p><p><strong>10:11: </strong>Got a picture for your spank bank, it is Joe Manchin taking a picture.</p><p class="shortcode-media shortcode-media-rebelmouse-image">
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</p><p><strong>10:15:</strong> Mike Pence is arriving.<br></p><p>In other new Melania wrote thank you notes to her staff, just kidding she <a href="https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/20/politics/melania-trump-thank-you-notes/index.html" target="_blank">had one of her staffers</a> write thank you notes to her staff. </p><p><strong>10:25: </strong>Biden on his way! </p><p class="shortcode-media shortcode-media-rebelmouse-image">
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</p><p>Meanwhile Ted Cruz is there, which TBH we think he should have been disinvited since he is one of the elected officials whose constant pushing of THE BIG LIE helped incite Trump's coup. Just a fucking thought. </p><p>Also there: South Carolina wingnut asshole Governor <a href="https://twitter.com/igorbobic/status/1351907506512134147?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1351907506512134147%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Ftalkingpointsmemo.com%2Flive-blog%2Ftrump-scurries-off-to-florida-ahead-of-biden-inauguration" target="_blank">Kristi Noem</a>. So that's weird.</p><div id="0ec23" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="c3797e7bdf69a2a65a2b79a6a177d4b5"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1351907506512134147" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">Noem https://t.co/Nzui8SvbjU</div> — Igor Bobic (@Igor Bobic)<a href="https://twitter.com/igorbobic/statuses/1351907506512134147">1611154841.0</a></blockquote></div><p><strong>10:29:</strong> And here they are.</p><p class="shortcode-media shortcode-media-rebelmouse-image">
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</p><p><strong>10:30:</strong> More screengrabs!</p><p class="shortcode-media shortcode-media-rebelmouse-image">
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</p><p><strong>10:35:</strong> Ohhhh look, it is your <a href="https://twitter.com/ossoff/status/1351915682405998601" target="_blank">senators from Georgia,</a> also being sworn in today!</p><p><strong>10:37:</strong> Here is your video of Hillary Clinton arriving at the Capitol.</p><p>By the way, we wrote something last night about how we never called the outgoing president "President Trump," except maybe in jest a couple times, and it just published. <a href="https://www.wonkette.com/on-four-straight-years-of-never-calling-that-f-cker-president-trump" target="_blank">You may read it if you wish.</a> </p><p><strong>10:40:</strong> Josh Hawley is also there, which is weird since he is a seditionist. <br></p><p><strong>10:45:</strong> Something something Al Gore's face.</p><p class="shortcode-media shortcode-media-rebelmouse-image">
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</p><p><strong>10:48:</strong><br></p><p>Seditionist:</p><p class="shortcode-media shortcode-media-rebelmouse-image">
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</p><p>Clintons:</p><p class="shortcode-media shortcode-media-rebelmouse-image">
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</p><p>And another <a href="https://twitter.com/ReverendWarnock/status/1351738722690035714" target="_blank">very cute tweet</a> from Raphael Warnock from last night:</p><p><strong>10:52:</strong> Bushes:</p><p class="shortcode-media shortcode-media-rebelmouse-image">
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</p><p><strong></strong>And Obamas, and everybody is just noting that <em>she. is. exquisite.</em></p><p class="shortcode-media shortcode-media-rebelmouse-image">
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</p><p><strong>10:56:</strong> Seriously, just <a href="https://twitter.com/nowthisnews/status/1351921222238556161" target="_blank">watch these two</a> walk in:</p><p><strong>10:58:</strong> <a href="https://twitter.com/MsPackyetti/status/1351921529936883712" target="_blank">Yessssssssssss.</a></p><p><strong>11:00:</strong> Here comes Vice President Dumpstupid and Mother.</p><p class="shortcode-media shortcode-media-rebelmouse-image">
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</p><p>At least they had the class to show up and get made fun of. </p><p><strong>11:01:</strong> Editrix is <a href="https://twitter.com/commiegirl1/status/1351921968426180613" target="_blank">drinking in the morning,</a> in a good way, out of Biden/Harris shot glasses, <a href="https://wonkettebazaar.com/collections/joe-biden-2020/products/joe-biden-kamala-harris-shot-glass-double-set" target="_blank">which you can buy!</a></p><div id="b21ea" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="22b3d8a37db6f2e91937f1d0e1b5783d"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1351921968426180613" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">9 am, tequila time https://t.co/DGtyvQVjiB</div> — Master Rebecca Schoenkopf, Wonkette Editrix, King (@Master Rebecca Schoenkopf, Wonkette Editrix, King)<a href="https://twitter.com/commiegirl1/statuses/1351921968426180613">1611158289.0</a></blockquote></div><p><strong>11:05:</strong> Welcome to the day you lose your job, dickhead!</p><p class="shortcode-media shortcode-media-rebelmouse-image">
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</p><p><strong>11:11:</strong> And here comes your new American vice president and her husband, and that's the moment we started choking up for the first time today.</p><p class="shortcode-media shortcode-media-rebelmouse-image">
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</p><p><strong>11:17:</strong> And your new president and first lady.</p><p class="shortcode-media shortcode-media-rebelmouse-image">
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</p><p>Joy Reid notes that for the first time in four years, there will be a real love story in the White House. We'd add that there will also be one at the Naval Observatory, since Kamala and Doug are like giggly newlyweds. </p><p>Remember how you felt four years ago on this day. Just remember.</p><p><strong>11:21:</strong> Meanwhile, the two fascist dipshits have <a href="https://twitter.com/jdawsey1/status/1351924229583892482?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1351924229583892482%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Ftalkingpointsmemo.com%2Flive-blog%2Ftrump-scurries-off-to-florida-ahead-of-biden-inauguration" target="_blank">deplaned in Florida,</a> and that ain't their plane no more. <br></p><p><strong>11:26:</strong> Amy Klobuchar just spoke, and now GOP Senator Roy Blunt, who planned the 'naug with her, is speaking. Something something Roy Blunt's face.</p><p class="shortcode-media shortcode-media-rebelmouse-image">
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</p><p><strong>11:30:</strong> This is the guy who comes out and sprays down the podium after each and every speaker spits all over it with their face. Because the pandemic is actually real!</p><p class="shortcode-media shortcode-media-rebelmouse-image">
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</p><p><strong>11:32:</strong> Is this the <a href="https://twitter.com/vulture/status/1351924706501419009" target="_blank">sassiest picture</a> ever taken of Bernie Sanders? Sure why not.</p><div id="49617" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="d0290da00963d179e85a3d4fd88fc65e"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1351924706501419009" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">The pose. The mittens. The social distance. https://t.co/kwHH7AzZY8</div> — Vulture (@Vulture)<a href="https://twitter.com/vulture/statuses/1351924706501419009">1611158942.0</a></blockquote></div><p><strong>11:38:</strong> And now for the traditional visit from Lady Gaga! She is singing the national anthem.</p><p class="shortcode-media shortcode-media-rebelmouse-image">
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</p><p><strong>11:42:</strong> The Vice President of the United States.</p><p class="shortcode-media shortcode-media-rebelmouse-image">
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</p><p><strong>11:45: </strong>Oh my god, y'all, we just watched Harris take the oath with the sound off as Jennifer Lopez started singing "This Land Is Your Land" and now we are for real crying.<br></p><p><strong>11:48:</strong> Amy Klobuchar just said that was definitely the first time J-Lo ever opened for Chief Justice John Roberts.<br></p><p>Here's Kamala and Doug just after she took the oath.</p><p class="shortcode-media shortcode-media-rebelmouse-image">
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</p><p>Donald Trump is not the president of the United States.</p><p>President Biden is. (OK, technically starting in eight minutes. But John Roberts called him "Mr. President," so that works for us.)</p><p>Inaugural address begins now. </p><p><strong>11:55:</strong> Here it is, the first shitty Wonkette screengrab of President Biden.</p><p class="shortcode-media shortcode-media-rebelmouse-image">
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</p><p><strong>11:57:</strong> If you're wondering how QAnon is handling this, <a href="https://twitter.com/AricToler/status/1351924593238433796?s=20&fbclid=IwAR1rpWJT6Dc7DqLhAwOHSmWeHQyAO3G3v1a3EaSvhFwTE9ZPm1sQqtXHytQ" target="_blank">HOO BOY.</a><br></p><p><strong>12:00:</strong> OK it's noon, Trump's nuclear codes just stopped working, Trump's power just evaporated, Trump is less than nothing. <br></p><p>Biden talking about "unity" or some shit, it's fine, we're bored.</p><p>OMG WE ARE BORED. WE HAVE NEVER BEEN SO EXCITED TO BE BORED.</p><p><strong>12:09:</strong> Hahahahaha, QAnon <a href="https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1351937228314914819" target="_blank">looooooooosing it.</a></p><div id="a3c70" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="45bb7cd7a420399553cc7dd0fb765708"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1351937228314914819" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">"Q was a LARP the entire f---ing time."
"There is no plan.'
"It's over and nothing makes sense... absolutely nothin… https://t.co/vFbD0WSqMe</div> — Ben Collins (@Ben Collins)<a href="https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/statuses/1351937228314914819">1611161927.0</a></blockquote></div><p><br></p><div id="b0290" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="113f3993b222e62b1fc3a9ab828017a5"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1351933047000739846" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">[monkey's paw twitches] https://t.co/RcQre6X94Y</div> — lvl 46 dog-faced pony potus (@lvl 46 dog-faced pony potus)<a href="https://twitter.com/thetomzone/statuses/1351933047000739846">1611160930.0</a></blockquote></div><p><br></p><div id="1a548" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="98846da1ebc7dd7438e37f69e92c543b"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1351937693274529793" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">https://t.co/250tBpxg5m</div> — Jared Holt (@Jared Holt)<a href="https://twitter.com/jaredlholt/statuses/1351937693274529793">1611162038.0</a></blockquote></div><p><strong>12:15:</strong> And now Garth Brooks is here to sing "Amazing Grace." <br></p><p>Which is weird, because we were totally expecting him to sing his rewritten cover version of the John Mayer classic, "Joe Biden Is A Wonderland." </p><p>Oh well, missed opportunity. </p><p><strong>12:16:</strong></p><p class="shortcode-media shortcode-media-rebelmouse-image">
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</p><p>And Garth just asked everyone at home and at the Capitol to sing the last verse with him, and people are saying "Amen!" </p><p><strong>12:20:</strong> Amanda Gorman, the first ever National Youth Poet Laureate.</p><p class="shortcode-media shortcode-media-rebelmouse-image">
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</p><p><strong>12:24:</strong> Well Amanda Gorman is fuckin' cool and everything, right? <br></p><p><strong>12:28:</strong> Quite a camera angle of Vice President Harris singing along with Garth Brooks to the last verse of "Amazing Grace" with Mike Pence's head in the foreground.</p><p class="shortcode-media shortcode-media-rebelmouse-image">
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</p><p><strong>12:31: </strong>And now they walk out, but not before Barack Obama can hug Kamala Harris.</p><p class="shortcode-media shortcode-media-rebelmouse-image">
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</p><p>In other news, Trump's racist 1776 Commission website has already <a href="https://twitter.com/_loganmcdonald/status/1351941117672124420" target="_blank">been taken offline.</a> </p><p>Also in other news, you may now read <a href="https://www.wonkette.com/one-last-grift-on-his-way-out-the-door" target="_blank">Liz's post on El Fuckhead's grifty criminal pardons.</a> </p><p>And other Wonkette posts! They are all there! Like <a href="https://www.wonkette.com/latinos-for-trump-wants-election-tossed-because-congress-does-not-exist" target="_blank">this one</a> about the Latinos for Trump wanting the election tossed, and <a href="https://www.wonkette.com/how-scandalous-is-joe-bidens-peloton-on-a-scale-of-one-to-are-you-kidding-us-with-this-s-t" target="_blank"></a>this one about Joe Biden's Peloton, which answers the question: is it just a Peloton, or is it HUNTER BIDEN'S LAPTOP PELOTON?</p><p><strong>12:41:</strong> By the way it's safe to follow the official White House and presidential Twitter accounts again, officially. <br></p><p><strong>12:53:</strong> <a href="https://twitter.com/NBCPolitics/status/1351948698423619585?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1351948698423619585%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Ftalkingpointsmemo.com%2Flive-blog%2Ftrump-scurries-off-to-florida-ahead-of-biden-inauguration" target="_blank">Here</a> is the full Amanda Gorman poem, if you'd like to watch it again.</p><div id="2b8d2" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="622da198b49c7bfd608af444d02339fa"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1351948698423619585" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">FULL AMANDA GORMAN POEM:
“We will raise this wounded world into a wondrous one…There is always light, if only we’… https://t.co/W8kx2jxI9D</div> — NBC Politics (@NBC Politics)<a href="https://twitter.com/NBCPolitics/statuses/1351948698423619585">1611164662.0</a></blockquote></div><p><strong>1:05:</strong> Vice President Harris and her husband saw the Pences off, like classy people.<br></p><p>Meanwhile, <a href="https://www.wonkette.com/five-stupidest-historical-bullsh-ts-from-trumps-1776-commission-report" target="_blank">here is a post</a> about President Biden deleting Trump's stupid racist 1776 Commission report. </p><p><strong>1:07:</strong> Poor <a href="https://twitter.com/morganfmckay/status/1351934178493935620" target="_blank">Mark.</a> Somebody buy him a soda and bring him over to the dark side.</p><div id="df1e7" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="76b7fe7c4f877bdf0156d819bf30b173"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1351934178493935620" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">Mark Leggiero is the one lone Trump supporter out in front of the NYS Capitol. He says he expected a few thousand p… https://t.co/sFCdEt9TNP</div> — Morgan Mckay (@Morgan Mckay)<a href="https://twitter.com/morganfmckay/statuses/1351934178493935620">1611161200.0</a></blockquote></div><p><strong>1:16:</strong> If you are curious what is happening right now, President Biden is SIGNING STUFF.<br></p><p>Like executive orders to make us all gays and communists, probably. </p><p><strong>1:24:</strong> See? Like we said, signing stuff. That's probably the exec order declaring every Friday to be Free Abortion Fridays, because that sounds like a thing Democrats would do.</p><p class="shortcode-media shortcode-media-rebelmouse-image">
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</p><p><strong>1:40:</strong> Seventeen GOP House freshmen <a href="https://www.npr.org/sections/inauguration-day-live-updates/2021/01/20/958759961/17-house-gop-freshmen-write-to-biden-about-working-together" target="_blank">sent President Biden</a> a letter about working together. Madison Cawthorn signed it. We need you to see Madison Cawthorn's signature.</p><p><br></p><p class="shortcode-media shortcode-media-rebelmouse-image">
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</p><p>Right now there is a traditional gift-giving ceremony happening where Roy Blunt gives the President and First Lady a painting and Amy Klobuchar gives the Vice President and Second Gentleman some crystal vases and Mitch McConnell is about to give the Vice President a flag and we bet they get Olive Garden gift cards next.</p><p><strong>1:50:</strong> Do you need some new swag that says "King Joe" because of how Joe Biden is the real socialism and socialism is the real authoritarian dictatorship? <a href="https://wonkettebazaar.com/collections/joe-biden-2020" target="_blank">Got you covered.</a></p><p class="shortcode-media shortcode-media-rebelmouse-image">
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</p><p><strong>2:00:</strong> This is the part where President Biden and Vice President Harris review the troops and make sure they are indeed troops and if anybody's shirt isn't tucked in they say "Hey, tuck your shirt in!" Or something. This serves as a good time to remind you that President Biden is now in control of the nuclear codes and tonight when you go to bed, you don't have to worry about that anymore.</p><p class="shortcode-media shortcode-media-rebelmouse-image">
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</p><p><strong>2:10:</strong> File under "elections have consequences and Mike Pompeo is fuckin' GONE." The Twitter account for the ambassador to Israel now says "Ambassador to Israel, the West Bank and Gaza."</p><div id="bb41c" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="25f77f2765d4a7844cbd55b5ff9c499b"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1351969388673593351" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">Twitter account for US Ambassador to Israel has been updated to read "U.S. Ambassador to Israel, the West Bank and… https://t.co/w2cApDBZdc</div> — Josh Lederman (@Josh Lederman)<a href="https://twitter.com/JoshNBCNews/statuses/1351969388673593351">1611169595.0</a></blockquote></div><p>Biden and Harris on way to Arlington now. </p><p><strong>2:17:</strong> Uh oh, looks like Georgia's dream team <a href="https://twitter.com/ossoff/status/1351967310505005057" target="_blank">has been</a> sworn!</p><div id="631b9" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="45f2adc2f2f3eac604d792c300badd90"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1351967310505005057" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">Now representing Georgia 💪 https://t.co/M1r6Gq2c4P</div> — Jon Ossoff (@Jon Ossoff)<a href="https://twitter.com/ossoff/statuses/1351967310505005057">1611169099.0</a></blockquote></div><p>Y'all meanwhile you have to check out <a href="https://twitter.com/ElieNYC/status/1351970094096773121" target="_blank">this Elie Mystal thread</a> of sad lonely Trump supporters doing one-man protests all over the country. </p><p><strong>2:27:</strong> KAYLEIGH MCENANY <a href="https://twitter.com/kayleighmcenany/status/1351951594359762947?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1351951594359762947%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Ftalkingpointsmemo.com%2Flive-blog%2Ftrump-scurries-off-to-florida-ahead-of-biden-inauguration" target="_blank">WOULD LIKE YOU ALL TO KNOW</a> THAT SHE ALSO TOO LEFT NICE NOTES.</p><div id="f931e" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="bbbdb6fa5c3557bce7d717a60fe844be"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1351951594359762947" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">Wishing all the best to President @JoeBiden’s incoming press & communications team.
Left these notes for… https://t.co/felYwqWtnO</div> — Kayleigh McEnany (@Kayleigh McEnany)<a href="https://twitter.com/kayleighmcenany/statuses/1351951594359762947">1611165352.0</a></blockquote></div><p><strong>2:36:</strong> Former presidents and first ladies at Arlington awaiting the arrival of the new president and vice president.</p><p class="shortcode-media shortcode-media-rebelmouse-image">
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</p><p>To be clear, that's the 42nd, 43rd, and 44th president of the United States at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier. </p><p>The 45h president <a href="https://www.wonkette.com/dear-us-military-this-is-what-your-commander-in-chief-really-thinks-of-you" target="_blank">thinks</a> troops are suckers and losers, and is banned from Twitter. </p><p><strong>2:44:</strong> And now the 46th president, and Madam Vice President.</p><p class="shortcode-media shortcode-media-rebelmouse-image">
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</p><p><strong>2:48:</strong> It's happening, it's really happening.</p><p class="shortcode-media shortcode-media-rebelmouse-image">
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</p><p><strong>3:01:</strong> Next up, President Biden and Vice President Harris go to the White House, where <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2021/01/20/us/politics/biden-executive-action.html" target="_blank">Biden will sign</a> like 17 executive orders undoing as much as El Shithole as he can by the stroke of his pen. They are actually going to physically walk to the White House with military escort.<br></p><p>Hit that link for all the sexxecutive order things Biden is doing. Rejoining the WHO, rejoining the Paris climate agreement, canceling Trump's Muslim ban, protecting DACA recipients. All kinda stuff!</p><p><strong>3:25:</strong> They do <a href="https://twitter.com/betsy_klein/status/1351982844340563970" target="_blank">this shit</a> so damn fast. <br></p><p>So hey, kids, we are going to OFFICIAL wrap this liveblog. But there's gonna be a parade, so feel free to hang around and watch, and if we see something cool/funny we'll add it. </p><p>But hey, you there. Wonkette is fully funded by YOU, you remember that. If you love us having salaries and you love reading these liveblogs, hit those buttons below to donate. </p><p>Thank you we love you bye. </p><p>Oh, and Dok post on that amazing poet laureate woman comin' atcha very soon!</p><p><strong>3:47:</strong> Some pics from the parade down Pennsylvania Avenue.</p><p class="shortcode-media shortcode-media-rebelmouse-image">
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</p><p>And in this one Al Roker managed to get Biden to jog over and fist bump him, because today is the day America has a president who can jog again.</p><p class="shortcode-media shortcode-media-rebelmouse-image">
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</p><p><strong>3:53:</strong> And now they are home.</p><p class="shortcode-media shortcode-media-rebelmouse-image">
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</p><p>Next, the Howard University marching band will walk Vice President Harris and her sexxxy trophy husband to the White House. </p><p><strong>4:03:</strong> The Vice President of the United States is a Black, Asian-American woman. The Vice President of the United States is a Black, Asian-American woman. The Vice President of the United States is a Black, Asian-American woman. The Vice President of the United States is a Black, Asian-American woman. The Vice President of the United States is a Black, Asian-American woman.</p><p class="shortcode-media shortcode-media-rebelmouse-image">
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</p><p>Reporter shouts out and asks the vice president what her first priority is. She replied, "Walkin' to work!"</p><p><strong>4:07:</strong> Vice President Mom-ala.</p><p class="shortcode-media shortcode-media-rebelmouse-image">
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</p><p><strong>4:11:</strong> Harris 'n' Doug head up the stairs into her ceremonial office in the OEOB (Old Executive Office Building), though the news notes she will do most of her work in the office in the West Wing.</p><p class="shortcode-media shortcode-media-rebelmouse-image">
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Wonkette Agrees: No Intel Briefings For Seditious Twice-Impeached Garbage Ex-Presidents
As if Joe Biden is ever going to need 'advice' from Trump LOL OK.
January 19, 2021 09:45 AM
You remember who Sue Gordon is? It was 805,000 Trump scandals ago, but she was supposed to become the acting director of national intelligence (DNI) after Donald Trump fired former DNI Dan Coats for refusing to bury the evidence that Russia sought to interfere in the 2020 election to help steal it for Trump. It was riiiiight before the Ukraine crimes that formed the basis for Trump's first impeachment started to come to light.
Gordon was, by law, supposed to become acting DNI because she was Coats's deputy. Trump did not want that, obviously because she was an extremely well-liked CIA official, which meant she wasn't the type of ghoulish bootlicker Trump wanted in that position. They pushed her out of the way, and she stepped aside with a chef's kiss fuck you of a resignation letter to Trump. "Mr. President – I offer this letter as an act of respect & patriotism, not preference. You should have your team. Godspeed, Sue." Whew.
(The guy who got the job, Admiral Joseph Maguire, ended up getting fired by Trump because, even though he tried to hide Trump's Ukraine crimes from Congress, his chief briefer Shelby Pierson told Congress Russia was trying to interfere in the 2020 election to help steal it for Trump. Haha, it's almost like we typed those exact words about a different person one paragraph ago because this was a pattern in the Trump presidency.)
Point is, that's who Sue Gordon is, since you forgot. And this weekend she showed up in the Washington Post with a stark warning: Don't give intel briefings to Donald Trump like some kind of common "ex-president."
<p>He doesn't deserve them, he's just going to spend it on drugs (allegedly!) and oh yeah, there's the part about how Trump, who's been impeached twice, both times for behavior that can only be described as seditious, is leaving office disgraced and with a hell of a lot of bills coming due. You cannot trust someone like that not to sell state secrets, especially one who gets such weird boners every time he's in the same room with an anti-American tyrant. (Should we type the Russia sentence from the last two paragraphs again, or are we all on the same page with that?)<span></span></p><p>But there Wonkette goes editorializing again, we'll let Gordon speak:</p><blockquote>[C]onvention left the premises a long time ago with President Trump, and his demonstrated approach to national security and intelligence suggest that a more purposeful decision must be made about providing intelligence to this soon-to-be former president.<br><br>My recommendation, as a 30-plus-year veteran of the intelligence community, is not to provide him any briefings after Jan. 20. With this simple act — which is solely the new president's prerogative — Joe Biden can mitigate one aspect of the potential national security risk posed by Donald Trump, private citizen.</blockquote><p>Gordon notes that for a number of reasons, Trump is "unusually vulnerable to bad actors." He "has significant business entanglements that involve foreign entities," by which we think she's alluding to how he <a href="https://www.wonkette.com/no-russia-in-these-trump-tax-returns-shut-your-mouth-jim-jordan" target="_blank">owes bad actors</a> shitloads of money he probably doesn't have.<span></span></p><p>And also he is a fucking idiot, Sue Gordon says as nicely as possible:</p><blockquote>[I]t is not clear that he understands the tradecraft to which he has been exposed, the reasons the knowledge he has acquired must be protected from disclosure, or the intentions and capabilities of adversaries and competitors who will use any means to advance their interests at the expense of ours.</blockquote><p>Remember that time <a href="https://www.wonkette.com/trump-gave-the-russians-israeli-intelligence-have-fun-on-your-israel-trip-mr-president" target="_blank">Trump barfed</a> code-word level intel from the Israelis all over the Russians in the Oval Office the day after he fired James Comey, bragging that he could cross streams with Russia a whole lot easier now that he's dealt with that crazy guy? Trump is almost four years older, stupider and more compromised than he was that day. </p><p>Gordon emphasizes that she's not writing this because of "personal grievance," but as an "intelligence assessment" from somebody who spent 30 years in the intelligence biz. And she also notes that the good news is that President Joe Biden can just cut off the spigot. After all, the primary reason ex-presidents get access to intel briefings is so they're up to speed in case the current president needs to call them for advice.</p><p>Reached for exclusive comment on the prospect of any president needing "advice" from the Stable Genius, President Barack Obama and President-Tomorrow Joe Biden sent Wonkette this .gif, just kidding we just found it on the internet:</p><p class="shortcode-media shortcode-media-rebelmouse-image">
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