Powell's Departure Gives WH Some Ideas...

With Colin Powell gone, the White House looks forward to a slightly less stringent approach to invasion rationale. And, according to this list we found floating around, they're taking advantage of that:

Country -- Reason to Invade

Iran --- Part of the Axis of Evil.

Syria -- Harbors terrorists.

Kyrgyzstan -- Too much like Kazakhstan.

North Korea -- Not allowed when on Atkins diet.

Egypt -- The pyramid is speaking to me.

Canada -- Mmmm....bacon....

Ukraine -- Started that whole cellophane wrapping of CDs and we hate that.

Thailand -- Well, now that Ashcroft's stopped spending the weekends there...

The Falklands -- Dirty-sounding name.

Lichtenstein --  President does not believe this country exists.

National Geographic Society -- On every map, no apparent sovereign.

California -- Why not?

Poland -- Don't forget Poland.

Secretary of State Powell Resign, Heads of Agriculture, Education and Energy Also Resign [WP]


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