POWER OUT AT CAPITOL! COOL LITTLE RED LIGHTS RENDERED USELESS!

fusebox.jpgEMERGENCY! CAPITOL LOSES POWER! EVACUATION! ALL THE CLOCKS TO BE BLINKING 12:00! CYNTHIA MCKINNEY NOT ALLOWED BACK IN! WONKETTE READERSHIP PLUMMETS! ROBOTIC ROBERT BYRD FROZEN IN MID-STENTORIAN RHETORIC SETTING!


Uh, not much else to add. Kind of a slow day. We're just gonna put up a couple more pictures of Katherine Harris later.

UPDATE: Ah, why the hell not. Here's the Cap Police email:

This is a message from the U.S. Capitol Police

The Capitol Building is still being evacuated at this time due to a power outage. Power to the Capitol Building is being restored at this time. The cause of the outage is being investigated at this time. The Capitol Building will remain closed until the origin of the outage has been resolved.

Please do not respond to this e-mail. This mailbox is unattended. End of message.



Who would've thought the terrorists would've struck us where it hurt the most: our electricity.

U.S. Capitol Evacuated After Power Outage [AP via Yahoo]

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