· Evidently there's some hot new sex tapes of the President fornicating with Shannon Dougherty's ex-husband? We were busy this weekend, we dunno. [AP]
· Everyone's favorite ex-weapons inspector Scott Ritter claims Bush will bomb Iran in June. Oh please: everyone knows you can only sell an operation in September. [News Hounds]
· Maybe we should stop our constant bitching about Crackberries and be glad we don't all have Sidekicks. We sure hope to find out that Tom DeLay's PDA is as sex-filled yet somehow as banal as Paris Hilton's when he gets hacked. [Gawker]
· Remembering Hunter S. Thompson: "My mother hates Nixon, my son hates Nixon, I hate Nixon, and this hatred has brought us together." [Waking Up]
· Thought of the day: hey, did Nancy Pelosi do something to her eyebrows? They look much more... human. Kudos to Nancy and her team of facial designers.