President's Last Liberal Supporters Flee After He Reaches Over Chipotle Tuberculosis Guard
Some time ago, Melissa Harris-Perry was pretty mad at all the white liberals for racistly abandoning President Obama, with racism, probably because she forgot we all did the same thing to Bill Clinton. (Don't act like you didn't vote for Nader, wonker; we see and know all.)
Well, the white libs might not have abandoned Obama before (except the Millennials, who are gonna have a Rand Paul-flavored "Reagan Youth" moment of libertarianism, or we will eat our words, which taste of the very finest bile). Or they might have, if you believe Gallup, OUCH.
But now? Now? Now that Obama REACHED OVER THE SNEEZE GUARD at Chipotle, like rules and common decency and typhoid don't apply to him? Yeah, now the white libs are pissed.
You don't fuck with their middle-manager corporate-drone lunchbreak premium fast food, NOBAMA. Have some GODDAMN RESPECT.
Like this guy. This guy is probably a lib, right, because he is a black dude with glasses and a hat?
Or this guy, he definitely looks like a lib, because of how he is a superweenie, obvs. Probably even wears pajamas.
When you've lost Chris Hayes, you've lost ... a very small segment of some people who probably don't mean that much really, no offense.
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.