Ari! You're reduced to this?

Alexandria's Own Patricia Mahoney Wins Yahoo! HotJobs Celebrity Career Makeover
"Sex and the City" Costume Designer, Former White House Press Secretary and "The Devil" Wears Prada" Author Give Free Coaching Sessions

NEW YORK April 4, 2006 - Yahoo! HotJobs (Nasdaq:YHOO) a leader in the online recruitment industry, today announced that Patricia Mahoney of Alexandria, VA has won the Celebrity Dream Team Makeover, a national contest which began in January 2006. The Makeover awards three job seekers one-on-one career coaching sessions with celebrity experts who will advise them on resume and cover letter-writing techniques, interview skills and professional style for the workplace.

Patricia, along with the other winners will spend Tuesday, April 4, 2006 getting personal job counseling from former "Sex in the City's" fashion designer Patricia Field, White House Press Secretary Ari Fleischer, and "The Devil Wears Prada" author, Lauren Weisberger.

Could there be anything funnier than Ari Fleischer hosting a one-on-one resume and cover-letter technique coaching session? And how intense will that "interview technique" lession be!

But seriously, Ari, if you needed the work, you could've called. We were looking for interns a while back, you know. And we're always working on maintaining our professional appearance.