Press Releases We Wish We Hadn't Read: One in an Occasional Series
What we learned:
* Rachael thinks Laura is very pretty.
* Very, very pretty.
* Also, her daughters are pretty!
* They have a lot in common, Rachael and Laura!
* Heart disease = bad!
* Laura and George will be having Valentine's Day dinner in "The Red Room." Hasn't anyone told Laura that you can't smoke in the Black Cat anymore?