Press Releases We Wish We Hadn't Read: One in an Occasional Series

raylaura.jpgWhat we learned:

* Rachael thinks Laura is very pretty.

* Very, very pretty.

* Also, her daughters are pretty!

* They have a lot in common, Rachael and Laura!

* Heart disease = bad!

* Laura and George will be having Valentine's Day dinner in "The Red Room." Hasn't anyone told Laura that you can't smoke in the Black Cat anymore?


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