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Primary Dolor: Song of the South

· Kerry leads in Missouri: "All those powerful interests that meet in secret at the White House. They hear us coming." [NYT]


· Dean prepares for long race: "How the mighty have fallen... We took a gamble, and it didn't pay off." [WP]

· Edwards makes final push in South Carolina, optimism shining through: "I think we're very close to a two-person race, depending what happens Tuesday." [NYT] and [WT]

· Bush campaign prepares major grassroots organization. Their target? Voters. [WT]

· Sharpton euthanizing the Dems for their own good: "How can I kill a party that is already dead? At best I can help bring about the resurrection." [NYT]

· Edwards' first house gains attention. "Somebody said he wants to make the pink house what Abraham Lincoln made of his log cabin," says a neighbor. [WT] and [WP]

· DNC Chairman Terry McAuliffe says Bush's military inexperience will be an issue. [NYT]

· Campaigns focus on the south: "The past interferes in evoking old grievances, but the sense that the future is going to be better has never been stronger than it is today. Somebody who understands that is going to be able to tap into a lot of energy and hope," says professor. [WP]

· ... and the hispanic community. [WT]

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'Miga and Carlos' by Wonkette Operative 'Chica'

It's Father's Day, which means it's time for Yr Dok Zoom and his son to go to brunch and check out the downtown Boise Father's Day Car Show so we can ooh and ah over the very same Corvettes 'n' Mustangs 'n' lovingly-restored classic cars that are there every year, and I will probably once again point at the '68 Beetle converted to run on electricity and say, "Oh look, a Voltswagen!" Traditions matter. (Kid Zoom is 22, so I may also/instead meet him for cocktails later like grown up human people.)

Don't worry about any deep thoughts on the Meaning of Fatherhood here -- we're just going to enjoy the goofy side of dadding, which as far as I'm concerned is the best thing I've done with my time. Especially since my role model for parenting was the unnamed Dad from "Calvin and Hobbes."

As any fool knows, ice rises to the top of liquids because it's cold, and just wants to be closer to the sun so it can warm up. It's all in the book you get when you become a father.

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