Professor Alberto Gonzales Already Terrifying Students

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God and Alberto Gonzales at Texas Tech Former Bush White House counsel and Mexican attorney general Alberto Gonzales is balls-deep into his professorial duties for the semester at Texas Tech, where he teaches a "political science class on the Executive Branch" as an "easy A" for the football team. Here is what he is telling the students, as he puts it in an interview with the Texas Tech newspaper: "Dream big but be patient... You never know when the next George W. Bush is going to come along and give you a once in a lifetime opportunity like he gave me, but you have to be patient." Jesus. Does Bush list him as a dependent on his tax returns or something? [Daily Toreador via Think Progress]
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