Protest Ghouls Invade D.C. Lunch Spots!
A completely anonymous Wonkette operative reports that fake dead people are taking over the city. "At the corner of 15th and K a little while ago, there were 10 or 15 people 'playing dead' on the sidewalk outside my office. I also saw a girl get a suit from (I think) Caterpillar Inc. to flip his shit on camera as she asked him why his bulldozers ran over a 23-year-old American trying to protect her home in Palestine. He came off looking like the 'roid rage douche he probably is, while she was calm, collected and slightly hippie-ish. (Although idk why the US out of Israel group felt the need to protest something other than the war today....)"
Harrowing tales of masked anti-war crusaders and their expensive sandwiches, after the jump!
Our anonymous informant continues, "The best sight of the afternoon, thus far, was the 2 middle-aged men wearing all black with white Jason-esque masks getting lunch at High Noon. (I guess they were part of the March of the Dead? I didn't know The Dead got hungry for overpriced sandwiches.)"
(Photo by "Russ' co-worker.")