Baby, Joe Lieberman knows he hasn't treated you right lately. He knows that he's been leavin' you lonely at home while he spends time with some folks you might not really approve of. He also knows that some other men have been selling you big promises about how they're gonna treat you like you're a queen, end the war, and make you feel good from your head to your toes. Well, starting tonight, Joe's gonna love you the way you know only he can love you -- in an independent way. And it's gonna go a little something like this.

Damn, Connecticut, you know Joe Lieberman can't get enough of your sweet stuff!

(Smoochy smoochy picture from AP)