Good news, everyone! The Russia's despotic leader is just kidding about all this "point nuclear weapons at European targets" business!
"Russia is not a threat . . . I don't think Vladimir Putin intends to attack Europe," Bush said. "Do you think he is trying to position himself at home? . . . When public opinion influences leadership, it is an indication that there is involvement of the people.
Huh. Well, if Bush insists that a foreign power won't use weapons of mass destruction, history forces us to assume that Europe will be utterly annihilated by year's end. Been nice knowing ya, Luxembourg!
