It Puts The Wonkette On Its Bosoms

Just a regular old mystery woman wearing our Bernie shirt on TV, guess we will never know who.

Wonkeros and Wonkerinas, we have heard your cries for things like "women's Kitten With a Whip" T-shirts, and since Friend of Wonkette "L.L." asked for one, we finally decided OH OKAY WE GUESS.

We have other new items for your enjoyment, like this onesie and other stuff, we don't know, ask her.

Does Gawker have a Wonkette Babby? We didn't think so.

And these guys show how to be a Best Liberal Friend this holiday season. You got your Hillary on my Bernie! You got your Bernie on my ... oh, never mind. Buy a pair for you and someone you love and with whom you mildly disagree on some things but agree on most things, today!

Not even punching each other or anything, because liberals are grown-ups.

Perhaps you are in the market for filthy liberal soap for your filthy liberal body? (Or your brother's filthy Fox-watching body, nothing better than a passive-agressive Christmukkah!) Real Friend of Wonkette for Real Paula and her BubbleGenius shop have you covered (in vegan soaps).

Arguing with you is like arguing with a bar of soap


The War on Christmas is coming, so enlist with your money, like the Supreme Court and Citizens United intended.

Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.


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