Rand Paul Makes A Funny Joke About His Fellow Americans

The always-quotable Sen. Rand Paul put afunny joke up on the Twitter Machine today! Only question is... (*snrkk!!!*) how would anyone even know the difference?? HAW HAW HAW!

We can hardly wait for the nine paid staffers of Twitchy to condemn Sen. Paul for his very offensive breach of civility.

Speaking of which, dear Terrible Ones, please to remember that while Rand Paul is indeed a rage-inducing asshat, we also want our comments to be funny, not unspeakable. Instead of succumbing to stabby rhetorical excess, let's remember the immortal advice attributed to one Geoff Miller on alt.peeves, c. 1992:

"Come, let us peel back the foreskin of misconception and apply the wire brush of enlightenment."


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