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Thanks to this week's sponsors:

• Absolut

• OldBoy

• Quikbook

• The New School

• The History Channel

• LastResortRetrieval

• Union of Concerned Scientists

• Americans for Social Security

• Neighborhoodies

• Beware of God

• Politemps

• MattFurey.com

• LeTigre

• Grist