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Reagan Diaries Sadly Not a Hoax

The Reagan diaries present a grim picture of America's favorite brain-addled idiotic old fool, a man who never seems to realize that he's actually president.


"I miss Mommie. She called from Fla. -- will be home tomorrow nite."

Or this, while on a 1986 visit to Tokyo without her: "Another fabulous suite at Hotel Okura -- actually a penthouse.... Dinner alone in my suite. I'll be glad when Nancy joins me. CNN has an English language channel in Japan. I ate dinner watching 'The A Team' & 'Hart to Hart'.... "

As corrupt ideologues ran the nation from his cabinet and destroyed far-away corners of the world in the name of "saving" them from communism, Reagan chuckled along with the hijinks of B.A. "Bad Attitude" Baracus and "Mad Dog" Murdock in a Japanese penthouse. This is why Americans still consistently rank him higher in polls than everyone but Jesus and Santa Claus.

In honor of the publication of the Reagan diaries, ten thousand more things are to be named after him.

The pure Reagan emerges from diaries [LAT]

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What did we say this morning? Something about how "They want a war with Iran," and "Please do not listen to news reports about Trump telling his people to cool their jets with the Iran talk, because they want a war with Iran, and all they are looking for is their trigger"?

News came out early this morning that Iran shot down a US drone in the Strait of Hormuz, outside Iranian waters. Let's see what our president and his war-bonering GOP shitmouths in Congress have had to say about that:

Great. Just great. So what's happening now?

Awesome. Just splendid. Trump is having a cuddle party today with John Bolton (who's had a hard-on to bomb Iran since the Bush administration); Mike Pompeo (who's been making the rounds lying and saying Iran and al Qaeda are best friends, thus implying that it's very legal and very cool for Trump to strike Iran without congressional authorization, based on the Authorization for Use of Military Force (AUMF) Congress voted for five days after 9/11); and Patrick Shanahan, the outgoing acting Defense secretary, who will make way for another acting Defense secretary, because who needs real Defense secretaries? (The new guy, Mark Esper, is part of the meeting too.) And as Senator Schatz points out above, Trump is emotionally unstable and doesn't know dick about foreign policy, so it's just great that he's having an emergency meeting with these unhinged hawks about this right now.

Tell us what this all means, unhinged hawk Lindsey Graham!

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