The governor of Hawaii can't find Barry Soetero's birth certificate either -- MAYBE BECAUSE IT'S IN KENYA, IDIOT. [Visions2America]

Pre-existing conditions are no problem whatsoever, because people with acne PROBABLY won't be denied care. Besides, why didn't they just use Proactiv® like real Americans Katy Perry and Justin Bieber? [Front Page Mag]

For some reason, the gays of San Fransisco don't like Republicans -- perhaps because Republicans want to take away all their gay rights? NOPE. [Gay Patriot]

Rush Limbaugh SCHOOLED a liberal on his liberal schooling show, which is national news. [FoxNation]