REHNQUIST IS RETIRING IN TEN MINUTES
Just kidding, BUT: Now we get to play the Rehnquist retirement game, too! Our very own sources (the woodland animals, mostly) have said that he "will inform the President when AF1 lands."
Put your personal effects in order, people.
UPDATE: You know, the brilliance of this rumor is that by keeping everyone at their desks for another couple of hours, it may ruin the press corps' weekend for no good reason. Payback from Rove?