Reid, Ensign Not Gay, Thank Christ
Your Senators from Nevada: Not secretly fucking each other. You know, just in case you were wondering. What?
"He's a Republican, I'm a Democrat, we work together on issues that are important to the state of Nevada. And I wish other people had the same nonaggression pact we have," Reid told reporters. "It's not a 'Brokeback Mountain' situation," he added, referring to last year's film about two gay cowboy lovers.
What a Boratlike gift for the nonsensical stab at relevance-thru-pop culture namechecking.
(Larry Craig and Mike Crapo could not be reached for comment)