* Al Gore: May or may not have spent one youthful summer as an effete, intellectual, gauloises-smoking hippie douche. [Think Progress; The Corner]

* If he's still alive, then Chelsea Clinton probably wasn't a brainwashed assassin sent to Al Gore's Wired event last night. [NY Daily News]

* Rick Santorum isn't just psycho, he's paranoid, and oh! The bugs! They're crawling all over him, get them off! Get them off! [Hotline On Call]