Remainders: Al's Inner Soul Patch
* Al Gore: May or may not have spent one youthful summer as an effete, intellectual, gauloises-smoking hippie douche. [ Think Progress ; The Corner ]
* If he's still alive, then Chelsea Clinton probably wasn't a brainwashed assassin sent to Al Gore's Wired event last night. [ NY Daily News ]
* Rick Santorum isn't just psycho, he's paranoid, and oh! The bugs! They're crawling all over him, get them off! Get them off! [ Hotline On Call ]