Remainders: Apolitical Edition

God told the Reverend Chan Chandler to ex-communicate Democrats from his North Carolina church. "Chandler could not be reached for comment today, but says his actions weren't politically motivated." Apparently God couldn't be reached either. We're guess the Democrats were lousy tippers, and that's why they got the boot. [AP]

In Kansas, Intelligent Design skeptics call Darwinists a bunch of sissies, "afraid to defend their theory." [NY Times]

FDA wants sperm banks to start profiling donor spunk. No swarthy gay spunk allowed. Recklessly promiscuous straight spunk okay. [AP]


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