• Bolton protesters fail to throw pastry at UN nominee during today's Senate hearing. (Conservative pundits outraged over this missed opportunity to be outraged?) Code Pink

• War on Social Security tour tops $2.2 million. [MarketWatch]

• World's worst dominatrix fails to command former client to stop harassing her at her new government job. [SF Chronicle]

• Andy Rooney: Catnip to young TV viewers? [NY Times]

• GOP lawmaker on DeLay: "Democrats should save their money. Why murder someone who is committing suicide?" [Christian Science Monitor]

— GREG BEATO