• Daily Kos poster, LGF commenters form suicide call help line. How-to line, maybe. [Mr. Snitch]

• m4m, must be over 18, willing to travel, kill people. [NYPost]

• We are pleased to report that Benton M Wilmoth IV still makes the shittiest money in the White House. [Froomkin]

• Roy Moore hoping to make Alabama safe for 5000 pound religious sculpture. [WP, The Atlantic]

• The Iraq war is not going so well, according to both Jon Stewart and, uhm, Andy Rooney. [C&L, CBS]