Remainders: I Am So Out of Here
•Jenna Bush's beau, Henry Hager, is a tobacco heir. Of course he is: He's from Virginia and he's white. And he's a Republican. It's just surprising that his name isn't actually "Tobacco Heir." Though we would not rule that name out for any Hager-Bush offspring. [ Word O'Crap ]
•Will the State of the Union last past Bush's bed time? Dana Hork's predictions. [ Dana Hork ]
•Hey, look, a pundit is mocking the Armstrong Williams thing byoffering their own servicesfor sale. Funny and original! [ eBay ]
•Michael Moore is my secret lover and other reasons you should believe everything you read on blogs. [ Bloggers and Me ]
•Doctor warns of killer "Berry thumb." Though actually, Berry's cause much more damage to your pride and ability to seem cool than your thumb. [ BBC ]