Remainders: Irony is the New Gray
* In a simple twist of fate, Michael Moore may now begin funding anti-Michael Moore website MooreWatch , just so someone will pay attention to him. [ The Mayor of Simpleton ]
* Apparently the Defense Department is okay with soldiers being gangsters, as long as they're not having gang bangs. [ Boozhy ]
* Oh Cynthia, it's hard to stop loving you. [ Craigslist ]