Remainders: Jon, Judy, Lou, and the Nipple Clamps They Rode in On
•Maybe it was her sexy nipple clamps that made Kay Bailey Hutchison forget all about blowjobs .
•Gawker breaks down the Weekend of Judy. Friday : Keller puts heart on sleeve, Judy in bulls' eye. Saturday : The redhead goes wild. Sunday : Judy fights back.
•Mike Brown memorialized as a ringtone .
•Did you know you could watch every "Colbert Report" for free on the interweb ? Yes, you can. Tonight's show will be a gravitas barn burner: Lou Dobbs! Tell us how you feel about immigration, Lou.
•Jon Stewart doesn't have an email address . So who's been reading all the porn I send?