• Hannitease! "I'm gonna pound him too like those other guys!" Is the Fox News talk show hunk taking lessons from the Star-Spangled Escort? [Oliver Willis]
• New Air America CEO Danny Goldberg gets a metaphorical "big fat pie in the face." [LA Weekly]
• Bill Kristol gets a real big fat pie in the face. [Palladium Item]
• Almost ready for open mic night at Caroline's, Ann Coulter slays 'em in the heartland. [Lawrence Journal-World]
— GREG BEATO
