• Q: Do Americans deserve an apology from you? A: If only they had told me "9/11, NYC, WTC, 8:30am" I would have been there. Its Osama's fault, not mine. [Critical Viewer]

• What the Sloganator hath wrought? "New Negative Campaign Ads Blast Voters Directly" [The Onion]

• George W. Bush: The Mack Daddy [Inner Filth]

• "George Clooney, formerly of Augusta, Ky., is [Congressional candidate] Nick Clooney's son and was president of the Augusta Independent High School Science Club in 1978-79." [Enquirer]

• Matthew Yglesias: Real men love lesbians. (Hey, so do we!) [MatthewYglesias.com]