Remainders: On the One Hand, On the Other Hand Edition
•The National Review invites you to come to a par-tay, with "cocktails, charades, door prizes, buffet, music, readings from Jonah's selected writings, Cosmo, surprise guests, [and a] narrated tree-house slide show." All for just $750. Not bad, except that you're supposed to paythem. [ NRO ]
•Kerry waffles, AdWords wins: Google bomb blow-back? [ Wired News ]
•And you thought "Rock the Vote" was lame: "Pray the Vote is simply to stimulate prayer for the fall elections." [ Presidential Prayer Team ]
•Kerry's non-acceptance speech: "My friends, we're gathered here to begin a great journey. Well, not to begin it -- we don't want to give the Federal Elections Commission the wrong idea. Let's just say we're here to take a major step." [ BG ]
•Kinsley reads Brooks, laughs until he stops: "The '16-foot refrigerators with the through-the-door goat cheese and guacamole delivery systems'? Ha ha. A large Home Depot salesman ''looking like an S.U.V. in human form''? Ha ha ha. S.U.V.'s 'so big they look like the Louisiana Superdome on wheels'? Enough already.'" [ NYT ]