Remainders: Slightly Smutty Edition
1.Ode to Interns: "You are the worst things/to happen to Washington/Since Panda-mania/(you are even more useless)" [ Craigslist ]
2.Pretty much the definition of TMI: "George Stephanopoulos -- Tiny, Hairy, Uncut" [ Bulge Report via Fleshbot ]
3.Hollywood celebrities support John Kerry! Hard to believe, yes, but we have the pictures to prove it. [ Phototopia ]
4."Leaders of a Brooklyn-based primate news service have called on political activists and news media to cease from referring to U.S. President George W. Bush as a chimp or monkey." [ BushIsNotaChimp.com ]
5."Fuck for the Forest" sounds great on its own. But "Fuck for the Forest in Front of a Concert Crowd to a Band Called Cumshots"? Why didn't Stern think of this? [ Nettavisen ]