Remainders: Sure, When He's Cornered He Goes For the Sex Jokes
•We keep getting emails about some change-up at CNN. Who is this Aaron Brown guy? [ TV Week ]
•There's a "White House 'truth closet.'" Is Scott McClellan in it? [ NPR ]
•Law and justice religious leader is way into profit: "Some of us truly believed God told us to serve Jay...But not to help him live like Louis XIV." [ Legal Times ]
•A War on Terror vs. War on Bird Flu analogy: Cheney is to Halliburton as Rumsfeld is to Gilead Sciences. Go nuts, kids. [ Fortune ]
•Jesus Christ whatdoesit take to get fired from the Times? [ NYO , HuffPo ]
•Bloggers staying away from WH briefings in droves. Why? Because we're laaazzzeeee. [ E&P ]
•The closing of the Senate will be avenged: "In a real sense, you see, the U.S. Senate plays by hip-hop rules: Respect is all. Disrespect is the ultimate crime, and must be avenged swiftly and mercilessly." They don't call him Fristy-Cent for nothing. [ TNR's The Plank ]
•You have no idea how badly we wish we were making this up: "Santorum: Well she called and the first thing she said to me was you know Suzanne Wright? I said sure and then she says, well I'd like to do a threesome." [ C&L ]