• Staff of Senate candidate Pete Coors laughs off hilarious KKK photo mix-up: "It could have been worse. . . Pete could have been identified as John Kerry." [RMN via Swamp City]

• "Help Dr. Senator Frist find his pussy." [WhiteHouse.org]

• "I didn't want to admit it then, but her portfolio was so diverse, I almost lost it in my pants right there. . . Next thing, she took out her Capitol Hills. Before I knew it, we were naked, rolling on top of that Wall Street Journal." [YPR]

• "I have it on good authority that Senator Kerry is a premature ejaculator." [The Neal Pollack Invasion]

• A plea: Where's the online dating site for "moderate anarchists who love dogs, hate George Bush and hate MoveOn.org?" [Daze Reader]