• Plamegate, the opera: "Patrick Fitzgerald kicks things off with 'Tell me a story,' followed by the trio with Judith Miller and Matt Cooper 'I've got a subpoena.' Cooper then has his show stopping duet with Time editor Norman Pearlstine, 'We've run out of options,' followed by his aria 'I have been released.'" [Living in a Media World]

• Says Maureen Dowd: "The New York Times is the most fun you can have for a dollar." She's even cheaper than we thought. [Daily Texan via Romenesko]

• Anonymity for me but not for thee: Posties bitch about leaks from within the paper. [FishbowlDC]

• Real life: "Free Speech Coalition Files Lawsuit Challenging Utah's 'Anti-Spam' Registry;" the Onion: "Anti-Spam Legislation Opposed By Powerful Penis-Enlargement Lobby" [US Newswire, Onion]

• Red Cross president: "Some people would come home and have a martini. I do beading." [WP]