Remainders: The Post-New Hampshire Edition
·Bruce Feirstein gives advice to Dean (and Osama): "If all else fails, you can drag in your abusive parents, racism, bipolar depression or drug addiction." [ NY Observer ]
·How Joementum really works: "The Bush economy created 1,000 new jobs last month? It's finally showing some Joementum!" [ Number Two Pencil ]
·Rick Santorum is hiring! "The ideal candidate will have strong ties to the state of Pennsylvania. . . 2-4 years of press/p.r. experience, preferably in government." (Must be hot!) [ Waxing Off ]
·The poll from bizarro world: Sharpton as Bush's "strongest challenger" with 46 percent. [ The Advertiser ]