Remainders: While You Were Getting Alan Smitheed by George Clooney Edition
* Have you heard about Microsoft's new strategy? "Microsoft Corp. has a strategy to win over a whole new generation of consumers and his name is Fergie Fudgehog." The flaw in this strategy is sort of hard to divine, unless you...say, READ THAT SENTENCE OUT LOUD. [ Washington Post ]
* Will the South Dakota abortion ban exempt women impregnated by aliens? Nobody knows, but the prospect allows for some awesome sci-fi synergy for Bill Napoli's sociopathic rape fantasies. And that's your official Wonkette "Bill Napoli is one sick fuck" Reminder for Wednesday, March 15! [ The Bad Reporter@SFGate ]
* Condoleezza Rice gets in some practice reps. [ Perez Hilton ]
* Even Chris Matthews' conflicts-of-interests are lame. [ Attytood ]
* Jeez. Everyone over in the Brokeback Mountain camp needs to calm down. They give out awards to stuff far junkier and shaft films that are much better. Forest Gump ? Marisa Tomei? Besides, everyone KNOWS that the real Best Picture wins Best Screenplay. [ The Greensborian ]